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I have to admit
Iam lazy as a fuck.
Here are the reasons
why I can't find a job.
I rather stay home and get drunk
I am just lazy as a fuck
I'm not the white trash
but I'm different kind of trash.
I'm out of money
and I really need a cash.
I rather stay home and get drunk
I am just lazy as a fuck
It's all wrong
I have to obey now
It's the song
It's all wrong
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I almost died.
I might need a rescue
No I'm just kidding.
but
are you ready to die?
How many lines of meth I can take before I die?
How many pack of weed I have to smoke to be high?
How many lines of meth I can take before I die?
How many pack of weed I have to smoke to be high?
You know I lied.
I can't get sober.
I need the money
for shitty pills and drugs
How many lines of meth I can take before I die?
How many pack of weed I have to smoke to be high?
How many lines of meth I can take before I die?
How many pack of weed I have to smoke to be high?
How many lines of meth I can take before I die?
How many pack of weed I have to smoke to be high?
How many lines of meth I can take before I die?
How many pack of weed I have to smoke to be high?
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3. |
ShitCatapult
01:35
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Oh shit!
Oh shitcatapult gonna fire!
Oh shit!
Oh shitcatapult gonna fire!
Oh Yeah
Oh No
Oh Yeah
Oh No
Oh shit!
Oh shitcatapult gonna fire!
Oh shit!
Oh shitcatapult gonna fire!
Oh Yeah
Oh No
Oh Yeah
Oh No
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Everybody know him, he's such a nice guy.
He is hopeless stoner, he will smoke weed until he die.
There is something wrong about this guy, he stinks a lot.
He's the bassplayer and his nickname is Rozvod.
Please don't take your shoes off, It's like a Chernobyl,
like a chemic weapon full of shitty underwear.
And Iam dying right now, It stinks like a really lot!
He's monster, he's a beast he's so super bad.
Can you smell it? OMG!
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
You've to trust me, I can swear it - on my nose
And if you don't just keep your nose really close.
Keep it there just for a moment, just for a while
Then you'll say me you have to problem to keep your smile.
Can you smell it?
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
His feet smells like shit!
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5. |
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FUUUUUU...
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6. |
Lovesongs Are For Fags
03:34
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If you're expecting another love song
then you're so stupid you've got it all wrong.
Oh no, you can turn us off.
This is the song about drinking and drugs,
fucking and smoking and especialy the drugs.
Oh yes, it's a beatiful mess.
Everybody wants lovesongs. Just a blablabla and ohohoh.
But they never realize it's a stupid songs for a silly girls.
I don't wanna hear another motherfucking stupid useless love song It's for the stupid boys and silly girls.
I don't wanna hear another motherfucking stupid useless love song It's for the stupid boys and silly girls.
I don't know why but I hear it all day.
It's motherfcking uselles. It's so fucking gay.
I don't know why but I hear it all the time.
It's motherfucking uselles ...
another love song yeah yeah /2x
I don't know why but I hear it all day.
It's motherfcking uselles. It's so fucking gay.
I don't know why but I hear it all the time.
It's motherfucking uselles ...
another love song yeah yeah /2x
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I don’t care If you’re racist
I don’t mind If you’re rapist
We don’t need your useless music
I don’t care
C’mon!
I don’t care
C’mon!
I don’t care
Something new is gonna blow you
I will slap you with the dildo
You will miss my perfect drumming
You will pay
C’mon!
I don’t care
C’mon!
I don’t care
C’mon!
I don’t care
C’mon!
I don’t care
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He's fat - like I said.
He might be - soon dead.
But he - will party!
to Rok'n'roooool!
He's starting - be freaky
His intent - is sneaky
His navel - is shaking
took off the shirt!
Oh my god he's right behind me
Oh shit, what is he going to do?
OMG he will fuck us to the ass.
and we will screaaam!
Best party of the world
that you ever heard
Best party of the world
that you ever ...
Get the fuck off the stage!
We almost - stop playling.
It's party - they saying.
We thought - he's tierd
but we was wroooong!
His body - starts shaking
The ceiling - is quaking
He's babbling - some nonsence
some german shit!
Wenn Sie start zu spielen
Ich mechte Roknroll!
Schliezlich, wunderbar!
Ja! Ja! Das is Roknroll
Best party of the world
that you ever heard
Best party of the world
that you ever ...
Best party of the world
that you ever heard
Best party of the world
that you ever ...
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9. |
Burn In Hell Pegy
04:21
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Wake up – it’s over now – over now – over now bitch!
Pop shit - will fade away – you‘ll fade away – fade away bitch!
No doubt - you're gonna try - gonna try - try again bitch!
Stand Up - another round - another round - another round bitch!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shame on you!
You’ve made the choice
It's not allright!
Your makeup - looks like a clown - like a clown, like a clown's bitch!
Let's blow some - cocks around - cocks around – blow these cocks bitch!
Tell us - what's on your mind - or in your mind - nothing but shit!
Wake up – it’s over now – over now – over now bitch!
Shame on you!
You’ve made the choice
It's not allright!
Shame on you!
You’ve made the choice
It's not allright!
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10. |
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Dildo Boyz Czechia
Garage - freak'n'roll - useless shitcore from Pilsen
Guitar & Vox - Venca
Zlo
Bass - Kuba Rozovod
Drums & Vox - Tom Nový
Dildo Boyz
www.facebook.com/dildoboyz
boyzdildo@gmail.com
Slush Records
www.slushmag.com
www.facebook.com/slushmag
slushzine@gmail.com
vencazlo@gmail.com
... more
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